PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And